Eastern Conference Finals: Game 4

Here are my thoughts on Game 4 of the Eastern Conference Finals:

1. Isn't it kind of dangerous to have an alien (Sam Cassell) running around on the court like that? He might have some sort of intergalactic disease that makes your head big and oddly shaped.

2. Antonio (Miggity Mack) McDyess is on fire.

3. Jason Maxiell is a beast, awesome swat of Garnett's breakaway dunk!

4. Why can't Kendrick Perkins grow a full beard?

5. I hope the Pistons come out with the same tenacity and physical play on Wednesday.

Bean Town vs. The D tonight

Boston and Detroit are meeting for the final time in the regular season tonight. The series is split at one win a piece, with the visitor having won both games.

Detroit is three games behind Boston in the East and may be the Celtics' biggest obstacle to a championship, excluding the overrated Cavaliers. The Pistons and Celtics rank 1-2 in the league in scoring defense, allowing 90.2 and 90.6 points per game, respectively.

Side Note: Boston recently acquired an Alien to provide extra depth at the point during their championship push. His Earth name is Sam Cassell, his interstellar name can not be pronounced by the human tongue.