For those Michigan haters out there.
Be sure to sing along
"Bud Light presents Real Men of Genius"
(Reaaaaal Men Of Genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. Delusional Michigan Fan (Mr. Delusional
Michigan Faaaaaan!)
Season after season, year after year, you try to justify your absurdly
high preseason ranking (clutching at straws!)
Season after season, year after year, you scramble to make futile
attempts at damage control when the Wolverines lose to a grossly inferior
opponent (How'd Northwestern score fifty fouuuuuur?)
Inevitably, you'll bring up the past, and boast of National
Championships won 40 years before you were born (those were the daaaaaays!)
You will point out that you have more wins than any other program as
though that is relevant to the current season (been playing since the
1870s!)
Go on, ignore that home loss to your arch rivals in the regular season
finale and continue to believe that you'll defeat your bowl opponent
with striking ease (we'll win by thirteeeeeeey!)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Emperor of Excuses, and take
comfort knowing that when you don't finish in the top 25, you'll be back to
number three when the preseason polls come out next year (Mr.Delusional
Michigan Fan!)"
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Michigan State Spartans as coached by the Legendary Tom Izzo
NCAA Tournament:
2007 – 9 Seed – 2nd Round exit // Preseason rank NR
2006 – 6 Seed – 1st Round exit // Preseason rank 4
2005 – 5 Seed – Sweet 16 exit // Preseason rank 13
2004 – 7 Seed – 1st Round exit // Preseason rank 3
There looks to be quite a few early exits from the tournament as of late for Sparty and the Izzone, especially considering they were ranked so highly going into the season. Still living off that last national championship?
SNAP.
Way to get to double digit wins this year boys
oh thats right.....
michigan state hasn't won a Big Ten Title in basketball since 2000.
8 seasons...
and have they ever won a Big Ten Title in football?????
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